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ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or
outdoor use only.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open
packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands.

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The complaint letter from Judi:

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes
about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate
stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer
and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all
the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos
all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop
this pursicushun.

We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much
as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't
get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we
will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

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These two cannibals are sitting down to eat this great big fat guy that
they had just killed, and they are discussing who gets to eat what. So
they decide that one will start at his head, and the other at his toes.
So they are eating away and one cannibal says to the other, "Hey man
this guy is delicious, isn't this great?"

And the other cannibal says, "yeah, this is excellent, I am having a
ball!"

And the first cannibal yells back "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"

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Sequence of Horror

Hiroshima 45
Chernobyl 86
Windows 95
Office 97

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A cute six year old grandson asked his grandpa, "Grandpa, can you make a
sound like a frog?"
The grandfather responds, "Well, why would I want to do that?"
The brazen little grandson replies, "Cause Grandma said that when you
croak, we're all going to Hawaii!"

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