Where is humor when you needed it. No need to go any further.

It's Lunch time.

The Flying Nuns

Female Bashing.

The funny side of Sports Quotes

The Baptist Pastor

Assorted.

Assorted (1).

Assorted (2).

Assorted (3).

Assorted (4).

Assorted (5).

Assorted (6).

Say it ain't so, Bill.

All American Football Player.

A typical Amish teenager.

Not your typical quotes.

Cute one_liners, questions and observations.

More one-liners. Some of these can be heeded though.

Definitions and a few more one-liners.

The greatest player alive.

Before and after LOVE.

Bill is at it again..oops not Clinton but Gates.

Blonde.

Blonde Assorted (1).

Blonde Assorted (2).

Blonde Assorted (3).

Boudreaux the Ice Fisherman.

Is it going to be the camels or your wife.

Who is this Dr. Watson?

So why did the chicken cross the road?

For all those consultants.

Be careful what you wish for.

The English Language, just made more difficult.

What's it like to be Engineers? --assorted.

The world of answering machine messages.

Gotta do better than this when looking for a job.

Read between the lines.

I do not believe these Quayle quotes but are they hilarious!!

The famous Bobby Pecker.

Grade yourself fellas.

Be careful when riding those trains.

Drama down on the farm.

For all you FORD lovers.

Poor Fred.

The good, the bad and the ugly.

The Malibu Genie.

Stories from way down South.

For those know-it-all lawyers.

Marriage woes--assorted.

More marriage woes--assorted.

Yo mama is so old.....

She is so dumb that...

The perfect partner.

Does your mom knows best?

The art of smuggling.

Can I have Room Service, pleeze?

No matter what, you cannot miss the Stanley Cup game 7.

Life of a technical support.

How big is Texas?

Seeking advice from Dear Abby.

Newspapers, they tell it like it is..duh!!

The Butcher Dance.

The typical Duke sophomores.

The obnoxious motorist.

I hope not to be caught broke in this situation.

As Don King would say.."Only in America....

Here is proof that communication is a key to a long lasting marriage.

A Rabbi and a priest.

The priest vs. the taxi driver.

Do you believe this guy is sad?

Lil Johnny jokes (assortment).

The driver.

What would be your last wish at the gates of heaven..if you ever get to go there?

Yo quiero taco bell.

Dallas Cowboys smack.

This link is dedicated solely to USC trojans, our cross-town 'wannabe rivals.

More USC Trojan headliners.

The entrance exam for USC football players.

Engage your brain before speaking.

I guess that it is real difficult to differentiate between two somewhat similar horses as per Banta and Santa.

Women are complex creation.

OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE !!.

Prison vs. Work

Strangers on a train -- in Eastern Europe

The Winning Numbers

If I had a million dollars

The Bright Side

The Memorial.

A dog name Sex.

My Amish dad.

Engineerings outsmarting the lawyers.

What is it like working for the county? Added on 10/01/99 at 4:18pm..Pacific Time.

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