Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
with the Lord. During dinner He told the three mortals:

"I invited you here because I need three important people to send my
message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"

After dinner, Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1. The Lord really exists, and
2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have Good news and Bad News:
1. The good news is: The Lord really does exist.
2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements:
1. I am one of the three most important people on earth.
2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."