A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.  Her boss,
concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically,
"What's the matter?"  To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I
got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."  The
boss, feeling  very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl.  "Why
don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day
off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here.  I need to
keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."  The
boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything,
just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!  He rushes out
to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"

"No......" exclaims the blonde.  "I just got a call from my sister.  She
told me that HER mom died too!!"

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death
in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said,
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to
rail, saying "21" "21" "21". A Blonde walks up, sees her and
decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying
"21", "21", "21". Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she
jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the
place. The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail, counting,
"22" "22" "22".

How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car
for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so
they turned around and went home.

What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, daddy doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone!

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