A blonde, a brunette and a red head all tried out for the same job as road
stripers (people who paint the lines on the roads). The boss told them they
would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the
job.

At the end of the first day the red head had painted 3 miles the brunette
had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles. The boss was so
excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.

The next day the red head painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and
the blonde 4 miles he told her not to worry you still have a good lead.

So, on the third day the red head had painted 6 miles the brunette 5 miles
and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed, he asked the
blonde, "What went wrong, you were doing so good". She said, "Well, that
bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away".

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Two blondes were working on a house.
The one who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first blonde explained,
"If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me I
throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE,
then I nail it in!"

The second blonde got angry and yelled,
"You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective!
They're for the OTHER side of the house!!

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Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they
started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?" The manager leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrr-ggerrrrrr Kiiiinng."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through
the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out
of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start,
they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a
bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her,
and the blonde takes the car door.

They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest.
At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead
and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in
case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."

They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead
and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided
to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got
thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's
a good idea, too.

Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and
ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies,
"Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."

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