What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a
parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8
weeks before he can videotape a teammate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the
refridgerator, so now they want a Coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to
take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System" -"Yes your Honor, No your
Honor."

The Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year, 11 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired
a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at training camp?
Studying the Miranda Rights.