She is so dumb that....

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
...she left white-out on my computer screen.
...she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she sold the car for gas money
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
...she had to jump over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.