A man called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has
gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that
he decides to ask the Lord for help.

He goes to synagogue and begins to pray...
"Lord, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lott night comes and somebody else wins.

Jacob goes back to the synagogue...
"Lord please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!

Back to the synagogue...
"My Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my
car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask for Your
help and I have always benn a good servant to you. Why won't you just
let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob
is confronted by the voice of the Lord Himself.
"Jacob, meet Me half way on this one. Buy a ticket!"