Before and After you fall in love

b- you take my breath away
a- i feel like i'm suffocating

b- she says she love the way i take control of a situation
a- she called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

b- lucy and ricky
a- fred and ethyl

b- saturday night fever
a- monday night football

b- he makes me feel like a million dollars
a- if i had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

b- the sound of music
a- the sounds of silence

b-is that all your having?
a- maybe you should have just a salad, honey

b- wheel of fortune
a- jeopardy

b- its like i'm living in a dream
a- its like he lives in a dorm

b- $60/doz.
a- $1.50/stem

b- we agree on everything
a- doesn't she have a mind of her own?

b- victoria secret
a- fruit of the loom

b- charming and noble
a- chernobyl

b- idol
a- idle

b- i love a woman with curves
a- i never said you were fat

b- he's completely lost without me
a- why won't he ever ask for directions?

b- time stood still
a- this relationship is going nowhere

b- croissant and cappuccino
a- bagel and instant

b- blind
a- nearsighted

b- you look so seductive in black
a- your clothes are so depressing

b- iambic pentameter
a- blank verse

b- oysters
a- fish sticks

b- i can hardly believe we found each other
a- i can't believe i ended up with someone like you

b- passion
a- ration

b- once upon a time
a- the end




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