STORIES FROM WAY DOWN SOUTH


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Why do football players from Alabama go to the movie theater
in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under not admitted.

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A new law was recently passed in Alabama:

When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

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Two Mississippi Rednecks are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "Sure. As a matter of fact,
I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

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An Arkansan came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My
house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

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The Chicksa Lodge 202 member (North Mississippi) and his gal were
embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back
seat?"
"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

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