I have no idea if these quotes are true. I came across them in a
"certain" newsletter. Very, very amusing.
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a
circle."
--Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
--Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 500 SAT to
get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from
class."
--George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
--Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
"The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see
the game anymore."
--Yogi Berra
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."
--Football commentator and former player Joe Theisman