Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a
Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular
Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man
blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"

The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish
had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice
going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."